We all know the internet is a weird and wonderful place; a treasure trove of the unusual and bizarre. There are some downright useless objects you can buy online, but there are also some rather interesting and amazing things too. Here are some of the best things you can buy whilst online shopping, that can’t be found at any mall.
A 3-in-1 Breakfast Maker
Ever wanted to make your fry-up, coffee and toast, all at the same time? Well, now you can with the 3-in-1 breakfast maker. Complete with a coffee maker that can handle four cups worth at once, a one slice toaster oven and a griddle for all your frying needs. This compact machine can fit pretty much anywhere, so you could make your breakfast by your bed if you wanted. Probably not advisable, however.
Canned Unicorn Meat
Sticking on the food theme, make sure you bag yourself some canned unicorn meat for that on-the-go snack. Of course, the product doesn’t really contain unicorn meat, but the packaging is hilarious; making this the perfect novelty gift. As one reviewer notes, this may not be the most animal friendly product and recommends you buy kosher dragon meat, instead.
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kits
You never truly know how imminent that zombie apocalypse is, so be prepared with the ultimate in survival kits. There are actually hundreds, if not thousands, of similar products circulating the internet, so take your pick from whichever one covers your needs. You can expect the basics, such as water, tinned food and flares, as well as the perfect weapons, including Gerber blades and 12 gauge shotgun ammo.
The Boyfriend Arm Pillow
For those lonely nights in front of The Notebook, the boyfriend pillow is the ultimate accessory for any singleton. The shirt is removable so you can live the real boyfriend experience by washing his clothes for him, too. Measuring in at 22 x 9 inches, with a 36 inch arm, your new boyfriend will be on the petite side but extremely snuggly.
Thanks to the internet, you can buy a whole range of defensive items for your new home security system. Whether you want to drive the children to school in something classy, or add it to your zombie apocalypse survival package, there’s nothing this tank cannot do. Other than fire live ammunition, which we’re sure is illegal anyway.
Bizarre Stuffed Animals
If you think taxidermy is a thing of the past then think again. There’s a new craze in town, and it’s all about stuffed animals doing the strangest of things. You can buy a shocked looking cat, a racoon rowing a little canoe, and a drunken duckling. Just be prepared for the questions from house guests, and they won’t be “where can I get myself one of those”?
These are just 6 of the craziest things that we found on the internet, some of them more useful than others. We’re going to suggest investing in the breakfast maker, maybe even a zombie apocalypse kit, but perhaps leaving the tank and the unicorn meat in your basket.